Vegetarians for dummies

Just a parody of some of the questions we vegetarians have to deal with.

Let me make it clear that I am not bashing on people who eat meat. I'm merely drawing this for comedic purposes and trying to explain what we do and don't eat. My boyfriend and family are all meat eaters, so obviously I have nothing against them.

Just so there's no confusion, let me give some definitions.

Pescetarian: Someone who doesn't eat meat but who eats fish.

Vegetarian: Someone who doesn't eat animals or animal biproducts that the animal's been killed for. i.e. chicken or beef broth, beef/chicken gravy, gelatin, rennet/rennin, glycerol/glycerin, mono and diglycerides.

Vegan: Someone who doesn't eat animals, dairy, animal bi-products, honey, and in some cases any fruit or vegetable big enough to cast a shadow. Some vegans are known to eat a diet consisting of nothing but seeds, beans, nuts and legumes.